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I LIKE SHOOTING PICTURES
OF MY HOME-COOKED MEALS

APPETIZERS

s

Shrimp Cocktail

s

A healthy salad

c

Homegrown cauliflower salad

s

Another healthy salad. Don't eat the fork.

s

Salads galore. Homegrown lettuce
and cauliflowers. Too early for tomatoes.

s

More salad.

s

California Roll.

s

A soothing comfort lunch; grilled cheese
and tuna soup.

BREAKFAST

s

Hearty, but not so great for the heart.

s

Omlette.

s

Fried w/bacon.

s

Fried w/tomatos.

s

Chorizo con huevos.

s

A manly farm breakfast.

DINNER

s

Homemade pastrami sandwich with side.

s

A BLT the way it's supposed to be.

s

It was BLT week.

s

Avocado and tuna.

s

Peanut butter and jelly and banana.

s

Peanut butter and jelly and banana and cheese.

b

Back to the BLTs.

f

Prime rib sammich.

SUPPER

s

Some kind of grilled meat.

s

Garlic shrimp over Basmati rice.

s

Ribeye, corn and tots.

d

Tao Tao Beef (homemade) with roasted peppers.

s

Some sort of macaroni with grilled zucchini
and a side salad.

s

Beans and franks; the ultimate kid's meal
w/frozen mixed vegetables.

f

A cheeseburger w/grilled zucchini.

f

Fish and chips, and a small green salad.

f

Some sort of steak and frittes w/broccoli
and cauliflower.

f

Traditional Thanksgiving dinner.

f

Stir-fried broccoli beef with Basmati rice.

f

Flank steak, a baked potato, some portobello
mushrooms and corn breadlets.

f

A filet, some asparagus and what looks to
be a mashed potato crumpet.

f

Hot & Sour Pork with rice.

f

This is a giant "Toad in the Hole."

f

Korean fried chicken w/rice.

f

Flank steak, mashed potatos, mixed
veggies and a low-budget shrimp cocktail.

f

Bangers & Mash and peas.

f

Flank steak, steak fries and asparagus.

f

Toad in the Hole with peas.

f

BBQ pork ribs with spaghettini and cornbread.

f

A ribeye, baked potato and mixed veggies.

f

Yet another Toad in the Hole. That's bangers
buried in a Yorkshire pud with gravy.

f

Carne asada, black beans and rice.

f

Linguini & shrimp.

f

Ribeye, baked pot and a heap of guac.

f

Beef ribs, snow peas and rice.

f

Some spiraly pasta, alfredo sauce and asparagus.

b

Mixed grill: Ribeye, chicken and a baked pot.
Artichoke on the side.

b

Cheeseburger, corn and green beans.

a

This is "Killer Shrimp." home-style.

a

Damn, that looks good. You know what it is.

b

Korean-style chicken wings, a pot and a choke.

b

Pulled-pork burger with pots and corn.

a

Double-cheese cheeseburger with grilled
peppers and asparagus.

a

Short ribs with corncob and green beans.

a

Cheeseburger with beans and beans.

a

Small beef ribs, mashed pots and veggies.

a

Pot roast, fried potatos and broccoli.

a

Pot roast, baked potato and broccoli.

f

Pot roast, mashed potato and peas.

f

Shrimp fried rice.

f

Flank steak, fried pots, a small croissant,
some peas and some julienned carrots.

s

Sliced brisket, mashed pots and cream spinach.

 

d

What's left of a couple of chile rellanos.

d

Corned beef, cabbage, carrots, little
potatoes and a lot of mustard.

b

A couple of burgers cooking in the Egg.

b

A gigantic brisket cut into sixths, and prepared
as brisket, corned beef and pastrami.

 

b

Fried chicken.

e

Onion mashed potatos.

f

These are pastramis on the Egg.

d

This is going to be pot roast when it's done.

f

Pork ribs, corn and cornbread.

f

A tamale and some guac.

DESSERT

c

Chocolate Meringue Pie

l

Lemon Meringue Pie

f

Salt-Nut Chocolate Cream Pie

f

Trailer Park Chocolate Log

v

Vomit Cake

d

Cheesecake

e

Egyptian Cinnamon Cake

d

A slice of something.

b

Peanut Butter & Jelly ice cream.

w

Torta Caprese.

b

Lemon Pound Cake.

b

Chocolate sherbet.

b

More peanut butter and jelly ice cream.

 
DRINKS

g

A green drink. Lots of kale.

f

A green drink turned purple with
purple berries of various breeds.

f

This is an Orange Julius.

f

This is a mango smoothie.

f

This is a cappucino.

 
BAKERY

v

Banana bread

e

Bacon & cheese scones.

d

A soda bread.

f

A loaf of healthy white bread.

GEAR

f

Knives and a juicer.

f

Pots, pans and my grandmother's old stove.

f

A meat slicer. Margrit made me buy it. It comes
in real handy when I want professional looking
cheese and meat sandwiches.

 

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